chim chim cha boo
10:44 Tue Dec 14
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No mate, in real life I tend to lead with my chin.
The thing I learned when I was a kid was the worst person for beating me up was me.
If something happened and I didn't do anything about it I would fixate about it and call myself a coward for weeks. Eventually I thought that actually getting beaten up was less pain than I would incur from cowardice which I would really beat myself up about.
Anyway,. I'm glad you think my story is bullshit because it means that I did something a lot of people wouldn't do. That suits me just fine.
If I could ask you one question though, what would be the point of someone telling that story to a bunch of people who I will never meet? I know plenty of people on here in real life and I like them to a man. Why lie to them?
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collyrob
9:16 Tue Dec 14
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You’ve a great imagination chim.
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chim chim cha boo
8:53 Tue Dec 14
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I've never used Deliveroo but they are all over the place where I live. Literally 15 scooters outside McDonald's. What kind of cunt can't be bothered to walk around the block for their shit food?
I got called a 'mother fucker' for the first time in my life by a Deliveroo cyclist the other night. Foreign type.
Walking through Soho on my crutches (which I hope I can put away after my fracture clinic appointment on the 20th) this cunt has his bike against a post right next to a restaurant board giving me about a foot to get through outside a mobbed restaurant.
As I walked through the gap I accidentally knocked his bike over and said 'sorry mate'. He didn't even look up from his phone and said 'you stupid mother fucker'.
I said 'what did you just call me you cunt'? He was obviously a bully to call a bloke on crutches that but lo and behold he finally looked at me properly. He said 'get out of my face you idiot'.
Everyone eating outside were watching by now and I said to my missus "hold this stick for me' (she was saying that he was an idiot and just keep going) but I unhooked the remaining crutch and booted his bike as far across the road as I could.
"What are you going to do it about that'? I asked and just before he got his welcome to London crutch around his head a waiter grabbed it on the upswing, the Deliveroo cyclist had it on his toes and then virtually everyone outside said that he was a fucking idiot but not worth the trouble.
As I look vaguely like a murderer nobody has ever said that to me and I think that it shows what cowards some people are. I honestly fronted up because if I don't do it some poor really disabled person is going to get the same treatment from some cunt who has been here for five minutes.
So, to make a long story short I won't be using Deliveroo!
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joyo
4:06 Tue Dec 14
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Oi leave 2feet alone he lives in a village and has a job title that dates back centuries and is a long standing tradition in all villages.....the idiot.
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Manuel
2:56 Tue Dec 14
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PwoperNaughtyButNot 9:04 Mon Dec 13
''You shouldn’t go on a football forum and boast about getting five guys delivered to your hotel room''
Erh, you not been around lately. This site seized being a football forum sometime ago. mumsnet is where it's at now. KUMB probably laughing their tits off at us.
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gph
1:52 Tue Dec 14
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I dunno about 5 Guys, but their latest ad is blatantly trying to get me excited by a sexy gherkin split down the middle.
Fails, though.
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defjam
1:34 Tue Dec 14
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Nurse Ratched 8:39 - AG!
You ever had 5 guys? ;)
The Cajun fries are the shizz!
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ChesterRd
12:50 Tue Dec 14
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Their milkshakes are the best, pricey but worth it.
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arsegrapes
12:45 Tue Dec 14
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Nurse Ratched 8:51 Mon Dec 13
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Sum Hung Chum
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mashed in maryland
10:05 Mon Dec 13
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Five Guys really seems to vary branch by branch
It tastes GOOD though, as fast food goes.
Had TACO BELL for the first time the other day. Great value for money.
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twoleftfeet
9:06 Mon Dec 13
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Eastside.
£26 for a burger, fries and milkshake....lucky I got £10 off but yes very pricey.
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twoleftfeet
9:05 Mon Dec 13
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I've heard the Kum of Sum Yung Guy is delicious.
Can you confirm that Nurse?
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PwoperNaughtyButNot
9:04 Mon Dec 13
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You shouldn’t go on a football forum and boast about getting five guys delivered to your hotel room
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Eastside surge
9:04 Mon Dec 13
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I had five guys yesterday, the burgers are very decent as are the milkshakes bit pricey though...........as you were .
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Texas Iron
9:02 Mon Dec 13
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So…
A Virgin delivery around Christmas…
Very appropriate…
😇😇
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gph
8:57 Mon Dec 13
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"For the record I went for a Five Guys and got an additional 10% off."
So four and a half guys. Was the half top or bottom, or did you go for a vertical split?
(This twoleftfeet sounds a dangerous sort.)
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Nurse Ratched
8:51 Mon Dec 13
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You could get a Chinese off Deliveroo tomorrow night. Get them to send Sum Yung Chum to your room.
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twoleftfeet
8:41 Mon Dec 13
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What happens in Cambridge stays in Cambridge
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Bishopsfinger
8:41 Mon Dec 13
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These discounts especially Uber eats 30% all they do is put the prices up on the menu on Uber eats. Same thing direct from the website is usually cheaper. Also portion sizes is smaller.
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Nurse Ratched
8:39 Mon Dec 13
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Five Guys, Village People...
I'm seeing a pattern emerging.
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